So I'm in a
747 on my way to the UK right now. The trip is technically for work, but let's be honest -- we all
know there will be a lot of nonsense like castle visiting, Shakespeare
watching, and Big Ben finding (it's tall enough to see even when you're lost, right?).
We'll even get to see if I can drive on the left side of the road (stay tuned
for results).
I know,
it's really not fair, and I should be ashamed of myself. But, assuming all goes well on the flight, I will be
visiting my brothers and sisters in the UK (the ones we used to call Redcoats), and I'd like your
support. Even if it comes as veiled jealousy and hatred.
The worst
part really is that I can't bring my sweet wife Melody. She's wanted to go to England
since she was a little girl, but it didn't work out this time. She's due in
August, so rather than risk having a baby with dual citizenship and an ongoing
internal strife about the correct way to spell favorite/favourite, she stayed
home. But we will come back someday, that is for sure.
I'll try to
post more details about the trip during the week. But for this initial post, I
wanted to show you what I ended up packing for the trip. It took some thought, but I think I finally nailed it.
Norton's
Anthology
Believe it or
not, this was one of my favorite textbooks in college. I figured if I flash this
puppy around town, I can get instant street cred. "Yeah, I know Wordsworth and Marlowe. Now how about a few extra chips with the fish?"
My Book
Look, you never
know when I might meet an Oxford Professor or Cambridge Press rep looking for the
next great British novel. I want to be ready with samples when/if the time comes.
(By the way, that's just a "fake" copy of the book, no need to freak out
just yet. August will come soon enough, friends).
Running Shoes
Two words: Olympic
Marathon. The Olympics are coming in just a month to...guess where? London. You
think one of the top three American runners can't get a hangnail on their big toe
or pull a hamstring or get e-coli? I will be there to fill in on a moment's notice,
wearing my red, white, and blue. I wouldn't be able to finish with the other guys,
but you can bet I would still jog around the stadium with a flag draped around my shoulders -- even if it was at 11:00 PM.
Okay, quick interruption here. The flight attendant just
came by and asked if we had any "rubbish." Ahh, I love it.
Spices
I'm just not
going to take any chances with the bland food I keep hearing about. I'm going to
keep this bad boy in a holster, and the joke will be on you, British chefs. As one
of our chefs says -- BAM! (I think he's American, anyway).
Excitement
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Yep, the biggest
thing I packed was a suitcase full of excitement. This is a dream come true for
me. I can't wait to meet the lovely people, see the historic sites, do a little brilliant work for some fantastic clients, and simply soak it all in.
This is my first
visit, but it won't be the last. I'm thinking of this as laying the groundwork to
come back and really enjoy it with Melody by my side.
Until then, I hope what I packed will get me through the week.
Until then, I hope what I packed will get me through the week.
Cheerio then!